//
you're reading...
Funny, India, Travel

Welcome to India – please read the rules!

What can I say, I loved visiting India!  It was colourful, exotic, rich in history and the food was amazing!   If you’d like to read more about Rajasthan, check out this blog post.

And as a good law abiding person in a foreign country,  I appreciate clear and concise rules…

This particular place had a whole list of them – in English and Hindi.  There are some brilliant ones on here!  Apologies if its a little hard to read from the photo but my particular favourites are –

PLEASE DO NOT : Pose danger to the sanctity of the monument

and

THANKS: For retaining counter foils of admission tickets till the visit

Rules

I’m not sure exactly what I’d need to do to pose a danger to sanctity of the monument?   And I definitely retained my counter foils…

This sign gave me a mental image of tourists rubbing that tricky itch that you just can’t reach… on the monument.

Scratching

Another example of Indian-English – I love that they have words we don’t use!

Beggership

One especially for the ladies… (luckily it is a don’t ask, don’t tell policy)

Periods

And you’d better take of your lather and stop chewing pan or other stuff!  For the record, my suggestion as item 7 is to please get one of the 125 million English speakers in your country to proof read your signs 🙂

More rules

And finally, it always comes back to food.  Perhaps you would you like some Potato Waffers from the mini-bar?

Room service

And how about dinner tonight?  Oh boy!  Think I’ll have the Vag Pakora and a Diet Cock!

Menu

Advertisements

About The Sock Mistress

Slight fixation with socks. At last count, I had enough pairs of socks to last 14 weeks without having repeat a pair. IT geek by profession. Disney nut. 3rd world loan shark (http://Kiva.org ). Finds humour in the inappropriate. Holiday planner extraordinaire. Mum to doglets. Crazy Dachshund lady.

Discussion

4 thoughts on “Welcome to India – please read the rules!

  1. I just don’t know what to say…

    Posted by a gray | June 17, 2015, 3:15 pm

Trackbacks/Pingbacks

  1. Pingback: Colours of Rajasthan – forts, palaces and painted elephants | 14 Weeks Worth of Socks - January 25, 2014

  2. Pingback: Rice noddles – yup, you read that right! | 14 Weeks Worth of Socks - March 29, 2014

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 2,406 other followers

Follow me on Twitter

Most Viewed Posts

Advertisements
%d bloggers like this: