At work we have a bi-monthly newsletter, for my submission about our holiday to Walt Disney World, I summarised it.  I thought it was worth sharing here.  Some of these I have already blogged about and some are still to come.

• It is possible to rent a 4 bedroom house, in a gated community, with a resort style pool, for around half the price that Walt Disney World charges for their cheapest, tiniest hotel room (which only sleeps 4)
• There are never enough donuts in the box
• Ooo look a snake…
• Whenever it rains torrentially, you will be miles from your rain poncho
• No one looks good in thong style swimwear – trust me, skinny or not… its not pretty
• Budget Rental Car are a pack of lying, stealing, ripoff merchants
• Virgin Australia’s meals are amazing!
• Delta’s meals are the worst meals … ever.
• Krispy Kreme donuts are the best kind – trust me, we tried them all
• Some Aunt’s and Uncle’s are a bad influence – children seem to like this.
• The most amazing show or attraction you could imagine, may indeed be described as “boring” … if you are an 8 year old boy
• The pinnacle of American cuisine as chosen for a “6th birthday celebration” is a Wendy’s burger joint (yay $1 menu says Roger)
• Aunty Paula knows everything about Disney
• There isn’t anything more unpleasant than realising the fly buzzing around the back of your leg is sweat… and you are standing in the shade … and the day has just begun.
• Pumpkin Spice donuts for Halloween…
• Don’t ask us to pose for a photo, because we will… we’ve seen America’s Next Top Model
• Four aside tennis is some of the most fun you can have on holiday (and is also a full contact sport)
• Double ended light sabres are not permitted to be swung around in the living room
• Light sabre fights are permitted at breakfast … because sometimes the Empire needs to be put in its place … before going to a theme park
• Just because you are half way around the world in a Disney theme park doesn’t mean you won’t see someone you know… so behave yourself!
• What goes on holiday goes on camera, then on Facebook…